Mermaid Love

I really enjoy taking showers when I’m home.
It’s because the shower head makes the water pressure really hard and hot.
The whole bathroom becomes more like a steam room and it’s just so relaxing.
My mom gets mad at me because when I come home I take multiple, unnecessary showers.
The other night, I said I was going to take a shower and she called me a mermaid.
Actually a “frickin’ mermaid”, since it was supposed to be more of an insult.
I responded, “That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me!”
It was all fun and laughs, but really though, I love mermaids.